Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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