did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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its like you know when i get waxed
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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