highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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