pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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