Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
