Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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