She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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