If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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