I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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