why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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