If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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