I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
