If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
