Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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