have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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