Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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