the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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