I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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