so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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