He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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