i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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