Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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