Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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