all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
