its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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