i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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