Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
