Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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