The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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