I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
whose ass print is on the piano?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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