And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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