btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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