is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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