Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
