lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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