She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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