i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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