doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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