it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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