:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
barbara walters just said penis...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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