i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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