Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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