I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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