Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
should my penis look like a turkey
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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