Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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