i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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