i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize
