I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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