Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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