I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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