it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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