I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Randomize
