why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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