i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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