I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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